Ahahahhaha!
I'm at work goofing off blogging from a customers internet that i just installed.
Hi followers. Did y'all miss me? Well, the Nascar fans prolly dint.
Liz, did you miss me?
AML
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Friday, February 13, 2009
Invite to the Squatters
Hey, Squatters.. I almost forgot. I have to invite you all to the Cat's lair for a huge party for Enos. Do you know how old Enos is today?
Well, I'll give you a hint. It is somewhere between 40 and 42 but I don't want to say as it is impolite.
So come on down, bring yer lampshades and chocolate chips and wish Enos a Happy Fine Day.
Happy Birthday Enos. You're still the man. Good thing too, cuz if you weren't the man you'd be the woman and, damn, you'd be ugy.
Calvin Mcboinkeroonie!
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Blah!
I came home from work last night and realized how much I hate my job. Yes, I know, I have a job so I should shut up and stop whining. But this place sucks the life out of you. Go,go,go. No appreciation, longer hours, by the way, we are cutting your wage....again, and never a positive word. Is it that difficult to pat an employee on the back when they do something right? The harsh words never seem to be a problem to come spewing out like venom, beating you down and making you feel like and insignificant child. No, this isn't the "February Blahs" coming through. Truth be told, I'm ok with the weather and time of year. Hell this isn't February weather anyway. Snow's melting everywhere but the 'goat's way'.
Anyway, I digress. I need my new business to take off so Amy and I can leave our J-O-B's (just over-broke) and do something that will give us what we long for.....what I think we all long for. A little bit more time for us through the week. Time for us to be together, to be with the lovely girls, to sit and appreciate friends, family and all the things that get missed in this amped up dog eat dog society of employment where employers only expect one pace from you. Faster. And more of it.
Crap. I really hate my job.
Thank you followers for tolerating the latest ridiculous rant from Blobber Bog.
AML.
Anyway, I digress. I need my new business to take off so Amy and I can leave our J-O-B's (just over-broke) and do something that will give us what we long for.....what I think we all long for. A little bit more time for us through the week. Time for us to be together, to be with the lovely girls, to sit and appreciate friends, family and all the things that get missed in this amped up dog eat dog society of employment where employers only expect one pace from you. Faster. And more of it.
Crap. I really hate my job.
Thank you followers for tolerating the latest ridiculous rant from Blobber Bog.
AML.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
Hannah's Back
Great news. baseballs' back and the wonderful and talented Hannah has been registered to play for your Woodview park baseball club. Come out and watch this 7 year old baseball phenom tear it up this summer.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
To the Squatters.......
I would like to thank you all for keeping my blog interesting during my unplanned absence. I'm sure you are all quite proud of yourselves.
Now Piss Off. Write your own fascinating blogs about Knitting and Nascar and I'll do my part.
But first, I have to clean up all this mess left behind from the squatters at my inpromptu party.
AAWWWWW! Christ on a Pony!!! Look at the friggin' mess left over there by cookie. I mean really. And tire tracks from that ridiculous tanned freak in the lambourghini.. and don't sit there. You almost sat on a knitting needle with traces of blue yarn. Would've had to go to some kinda special Doctor for that Man. Almost a one in a million shot Doc.
Now Piss Off. Write your own fascinating blogs about Knitting and Nascar and I'll do my part.
But first, I have to clean up all this mess left behind from the squatters at my inpromptu party.
AAWWWWW! Christ on a Pony!!! Look at the friggin' mess left over there by cookie. I mean really. And tire tracks from that ridiculous tanned freak in the lambourghini.. and don't sit there. You almost sat on a knitting needle with traces of blue yarn. Would've had to go to some kinda special Doctor for that Man. Almost a one in a million shot Doc.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Hooray...for me
I haven't posted for some time now as I felt the pressure to be creative. i mean, what do I write to keep the wit of Dorito and the Royal Squidgey One entertained. It really is quite daunting. And then of course the dryest of humour to entertain Enos.
So, today, I don't care. This one is about me. As some of you may or may not know, I have been going through to get my life insurance license. Success has come to me and I received my license on Saturday past. i am so excited. I really look forward to this and hope that sooner than later I will do good enough in my new carreer to get rid of that God-awful red van in my driveway.
So spread the word people. If you need someone to talk excitement to you in the way of boring life insurance, then Da Bonkmonster is your man. (That's not what it will say on my card, although I did think about it for a moment then Amy called me a Jack- Ass and brought me back to reality).
So, today, I don't care. This one is about me. As some of you may or may not know, I have been going through to get my life insurance license. Success has come to me and I received my license on Saturday past. i am so excited. I really look forward to this and hope that sooner than later I will do good enough in my new carreer to get rid of that God-awful red van in my driveway.
So spread the word people. If you need someone to talk excitement to you in the way of boring life insurance, then Da Bonkmonster is your man. (That's not what it will say on my card, although I did think about it for a moment then Amy called me a Jack- Ass and brought me back to reality).
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