You know. It would be a terrible thing, just a terrible thing, if, while watching the race, the cable went out. And came back on. And went back out. And came back on. Terrible. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Good thing you, Calvin the cable guy, were home all day. With witnesses.
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I don't know whatever you could be talking about...but it does sound very evil and foreboding. You are my hero. Turn left!
You know. It would be a terrible thing, just a terrible thing, if, while watching the race, the cable went out. And came back on. And went back out. And came back on. Terrible. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Good thing you, Calvin the cable guy, were home all day. With witnesses.
I shit you not.
My cable went out twice during the singing of the National Anthem just before the big race today.
I actually looked outside to see if Da Bonkmonster was in my driveway.
You don't say.
But I do say! I just said it!
Don't you read my posts?
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