Hey, Squatters.. I almost forgot. I have to invite you all to the Cat's lair for a huge party for Enos. Do you know how old Enos is today?
Well, I'll give you a hint. It is somewhere between 40 and 42 but I don't want to say as it is impolite.
So come on down, bring yer lampshades and chocolate chips and wish Enos a Happy Fine Day.
Happy Birthday Enos. You're still the man. Good thing too, cuz if you weren't the man you'd be the woman and, damn, you'd be ugy.
Calvin Mcboinkeroonie!
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Happy Birthday Enos. Happy Birthday Zimmie. Happy Birthday Zeke. Happy Birthday Brian. Happy Birthday Guy. Happy Birthday Uncle Gooey. Did I miss anyone?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ENOS!
Heya! This server's time is all wrong...I swear, it's FRIDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ENOS!!
Golly, that's swell, guys. Thanks.
*Enos blushes and shuffles his feet*
Ya, here's your virtual present:
*hands Enos the keys to a new Motorhome and tickets to all the NASCAR races this season*
Enjoy!
I give the bestest virtual presents.
Can anyone beat that?
Anyone?
I bought him his own team.
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