Wednesday, February 4, 2009

To the Squatters.......

I would like to thank you all for keeping my blog interesting during my unplanned absence. I'm sure you are all quite proud of yourselves.









Now Piss Off. Write your own fascinating blogs about Knitting and Nascar and I'll do my part.

But first, I have to clean up all this mess left behind from the squatters at my inpromptu party.

AAWWWWW! Christ on a Pony!!! Look at the friggin' mess left over there by cookie. I mean really. And tire tracks from that ridiculous tanned freak in the lambourghini.. and don't sit there. You almost sat on a knitting needle with traces of blue yarn. Would've had to go to some kinda special Doctor for that Man. Almost a one in a million shot Doc.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

heyyyyyyyy....it was a present....

*cookie picks up the pile of chocolate chips she left behind and runs out of the room*

Liz said...

Now look what you did to Cookie. Ahh. *sits down and knits whilst nibbling on a stray chocolate chip*

Dorito said...

I'm gonna check under the couch cushions for any pretzels.