Ok, so I promised something of interest here but ran blank. Guess I need to be at a customers house or something. I did, however, come across these helpfull signs for those of you that may be concerned if you are living with a *ewww* Nascar fan.
If you recognize any of these signs, run to the hills and don't look back.
I'm just here to help people.
OK, so.......you may be a Nascar fan if....
....you can't balance your checkbook but can explain the point system.
....when you have a car accident, the first thing you do is try to pull off the steering wheel. The second thing you do is blame Robby Gordon.
....everytime you rotate the tires at home, you time it with a stop watch and try to do better next time
....you say, "but officer, I was tailgating, I was drafting".
....you paint a large 3 on the side of your Dodge Ram
....you pull into a gas station behind someone else just to see if you can beat them out *requires the wife to clean the windshield and boys to check tire pressure*
....you know what the 'cale scale' is
....your brother-in-law is passing someone on the freeway and you are in the passenger seat yelling, "CAR HIGH! CLEAR!"
....only the drivers side of the windshield gets cleaned
....you line your diecasts up in the same order as the starting grid each week.
....you htink nothing of getting up at 4am, driving 5hours, sitting in a traffic backup for 3 hours, baking in the sun, spending 5 hours to get out of the parking lot, driving 5 hours home, getting up the next morning at 5 am on 3 hours of sleep and telling everybody what a GREAT time you had.
....you tell your body shop guy to "just pull the fender out with your hands cuz you want to go out there and trade some more paint'.
....you have a route to work where you only have to turn left.
....at gas station stop #2 you actually let half a pound of air out of your tires to fix that "push" you picked up after the first stop.
....when you see another car with Nascar stickers on it, you feel it is your duty to show them how fast an 'Earnhardt fan' can take that curve.
....if you just cussed out the Home Depot manager for no other reason than your repressed rage over a certain guy in an orange carwho wrecked your favorite driver bytrying to race like it was the last lap on lap 6.
....at gas station stop # 3, you "block" some else in his "pit stall" preventing him from beating you out of the pits.
Just a few things to watch for people. I feel it is my responsibility to keep you all up on the people out there that you need to watch for.
AML.
Bob
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I don't understand any of these points. Does that mean I'm not infected?
(Psst. I have seen some of this kind of thing first hand, though. It' a little baffling.)
Dang! The scary thing is that you're bang on.
I sometimes swerve my car to and fro, to clean my tires.
BRISTOL THIS SUNDAY BAYBEEEE!!!
Y'all forgot
Boogity Boogity Boogity,Lets go racin' boy's as you exit the driveway
Duh!
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