Friday, December 19, 2008

WTF......and Why

Alright, alright, enough of the comments from the squatters. Here's the thing. don't be dis'-in on my blog for not updated as i haven't seen any new posts at the sites I follow either (Yeah, leonard did just update. whatever). I have been tired and busy and sickly and wrapping presents and so on and, well, to be troof-ful, I had nothing to say.

Until Now!

Alas!, what has the marketing world come to? there is a website, www.firemeetsdesire.com, they are selling cologne. So. Yes, so, you say. The creator of this cologne is fargin' Burger King. I repeat, WTF and why? I, being of the male gender will admit to generally having no clue to whatever is going on, but even I have enough sense to realize that there can't possibly be a woman out there who will get turned on by a dude that smells like the barbecue or that his shirt was just 'flame-fucking-broiled' and Burger King. Again, WTF?! Really.

Thanks for taking the time to hear me rant once again. And to the squatters.....well really, what can I say to the sqautters, thanks for always being there and don't be afraid to update yours....and to my friend Peddles ( since dorito overlooked it, spring training starts on Feb25 )

.......Enos...you are still "the dude"

227 comments:

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Liz said...

Can you bring chips to the squatter party?

Dorito said...

Spring Training? I'm out to lunch. Is that baseball talk?

I used to be in love with Bucky Dent.

Chips and dip. Yum!

We'll a right ole party, we will.

*sings Nickelback's new song*

We're going out tonight
To kick out every light

Psst...U2 is coming out with an album in MARCH...Hint hint hint...do I hear a concert in the making??? Will you ever get tired of me telling you of the GREATEST SEATS I EVER HAD AT THE LAST U2 CONCERT??? I could see the wrinkles on Bono's face! I swear he was looking at me and saying, "Why does she smell like french fries?"

cooter davenport said...

You gotta take back control man and kick these squatters off your blog.That shot of the burger king dude is quite disturbing.thank you very much for sharing that with me.It does make one wonder at what your scent choices are.Then again maybe they have hit upon one that encompasses all the scents that truly turn women on.Could it be the scent of pickles,onions, ketchup.Think of the research that must have went into the making of it.I only hope that no animals were used as test subjects.That would be cruel.

Liz said...

We have rats at the squatter party. Do you think they tested on rats? The rats at the party sort of smell like relish.

cooter davenport said...

Hey that hurt.

Liz said...

It shouldn't hurt. Enos smells like cheese...

cooter davenport said...

Bree or Gouda

Liz said...

Cut?

Enos said...

Cut!

All I know is that I wouldn't want to be liptauer cheese, 'cause that would just make me Hungary.

Although looking at it, it makes my belly go 'burblebrarararar'.

Jesus, speaking of squatting...

Dorito said...

Enos, is that a joke? It looks like barf.

And by the way,

*stands beside Liz*

Git off our propity!

Da Bonkmonster said...

Don't you people have yer own blogs to compose?

Liz said...

And miss the party?

Dorito said...

Bonkmeister, do you have a lampshade in size 12 that I can borrow?

Liz said...

"Oh look!" *points* "Enos is on the table...dancing! He hasn't done that since, well, you remember." *shakes head*

Dorito said...

Hehehee...I'm actually having fun!

THIS PARTY ROCKS!

*chants*

GO ENOS
GO ENOS
GO ENOS!

Liz said...

COPS! RUN!

Unknown said...

Okay, where did everybody go and how the heck did I get in here?

Dorito said...

What? You don't need no stinkin' badges?

*hides behind the couch*

Liz said...

*hiccup*

Dorito said...

*puts the lampshade on Liz's head*

Liz said...

Alright. I'm taking up a collection... *holds out hat* ...to post bail for Enos. Who's in? Anyone?

Dorito said...

*the sound of crickets heard in the background*

Liz said...

Alright. Screw Enos. Let's party! *falls on lampshade*

Dorito said...

TIIIIMBERRRRR!


Hehehee

Liz said...

Ow. I just landed.

Liz said...

I'm thirsty.

Liz said...

Anybody care?

Dorito said...

I care.

Dorito said...

Why are we hiding in here?

Dorito said...

The place needs a good swiffing.

Dorito said...

I'm craving Perogies right now.

Seriously...Perogies and Chinese food.

Hey, Liz, remember the first place you took me to when I visited Calgary? They had Perogies there.

Remember when I visited and didn't leave? Remember?

Dorito said...

Am I spelling Perogies correctly?

The computer says 'no'.

Dorito said...

Where is Cooter, and why hasn't he started his own blog?

What about Enos for that matter?

I'm sure they have nothing to say just like the rest of us.

Liz said...

Yes, I remember. It was on Centre St just north of the bridge going into downtown. Near Peter's burgers. Mmmm, Peter's. Wonder if that place is still around.

Liz said...

You showed up at our place and then missed your plane 'accidentally'. Uh huh. I was a good host. Took you to the zoo, didn't I? Wonder they let you out...

Liz said...

Perogies. Officially, there may be an 'h' in it somewhere. Or is it prorogue? Oh, no. That's a word Harper likes.

Liz said...

You know, at work today, in that place where I do some of my best thinking, I thought, 'Dorito didn't need a size 10 lampshade. She could just use a maslin pan.' Ya. Seriously. I thought that. Peculiar, eh?

Liz said...

Darn. I just looked back. It was size 12.

Liz said...

Do you think anyone else will ever come in here? Pancakes.

Dorito said...

Not if you mention pancakes, they won't.

Dorito said...

Remember that flash flood?

Remember we were on our way to Chuckie Cheese (sp?). Remember their computer was down, and they couldn't take orders manually, and we had to wait 2 hours for a stinkin' pizza? The band was awful good, though.

Dorito said...

Remember when we were standing on a hill, looking at the saddle dome, and I asked you why it was called that?

I really couldn't figure it out.

Dorito said...

Remember we went to Lake Louise? And the signs on the lawn were English and Japanese..not French?

Remember how mad you were?

Remember?

Dorito said...

I remember Enos took us out to play pool once. That must have been my second trip. Enos, you can jump into this conversation any time.

Remember his roomate? Remember when he wanted us to see his car, and i said something like, "God, I hope it isn't a Corvette, because I hat corvettes", and it turned out to be an ugly brown Corvette, which apparently won awards?

Remember?

Remember when you had to help me take my big foot out of my big mouth after my severe 'backpeddling' didn't work?

Remember?

Dorito said...

Remember when we went to the West Edmonton mall? Remember that? Huh?

Remember I got my hair cut and coloured and I bought a pair of really expensive Sunglasses?

Remember?

Dorito said...

did you notice that I always went to Calgary a week before the Stampede? I got tshirts but never saw the "really big shew"

Dorito said...

Remember when you picked me up from the airport and when we got to your car, we saw that the ENTIRE side was scraped and dented to no end?

Then we realized your car (an exact duplicate) was parked a few cars down.

Remember?

Dorito said...

You were so much fun.

What happened?

Liz said...

Sadly, I do remember it. All of it. Oh my car. My precious car. My heart stopped for a minute. It was only because of the license plate that I figured it out or I'd still be standing there.

Liz said...

I remember the flood. MacLeod Trail I think. Was it Chuckie Cheese? I'd forgotten that.

Liz said...

I remember your hair. That was at that little dumpy mall up in the north end.

Liz said...

You came back with us when Rosie got married. I had forgotten that. Guess I never learn. (couldn't get rid of you the first time after all)

Liz said...

Did you hear? Boinkie's sick. He's going to be home for the next few days. We should call him every hour. He'll be taking the phone off the hook...and reinstalling the cable.

Boinkie, psst - I made cookies tonight.

Liz said...

I can't believe you didn't know why it was called the Saddledome. *shakes head*

Dorito said...

Saddle dome, hehehee...I'm slow on the draw sometimes.

Dorito said...

Hey, remember the time I took Murphy for a walk, and my buckle from my Birkenstock got caught in the fence, because Murphy kept walking to the right? Then I fell?

Remember?

Remember the time I fell getting out of your car? My foot got caught on the seat belt? Remember?

Dorito said...

Remember we used to go to IKEA then on to Dennys in Scarberia? The 24 hour place? And one time I made you an origami Kangaroo because I was bored, waiting for my greasy omelette?

Remember?

Dorito said...

Remember the days when California was spelt with a "K", and when we found out that Wonder Woman's sister was from the Island of "Mylanta"?

Remember?

*I am sure this one made you smile*

Dorito said...

Remember the times you'd stay over at my house and we'd eat apple pie and President's Choice decadent Chocolate Chocolate chip ice cream?

Remember when I convinced you we could live on this stuff as it contained the necessary food groups to keep us alive?

Remember?

Dorito said...

You realize that the 2010 Olympics is like, a year away or something..

Dorito said...

Remember Paul deep fried those meat balls in dish soap?

Then you ate one?

Remember?

Dorito said...

Remember when we used to buy things made in Canada?

REMEMBER??

Enos said...

Hey, I thought the topic was cheese? Well anyway, I got a gift certificate for Christmas to Spa Euphoria in Peterborough. I went for the facial and tried the tanning bed. I feel rejuvenated. I went to a car show in Toronto over the holiday and had my picture taken next to a nice yellow Lamborghini...

Brian next to Lamborghini

I think it's a good look for me.

Liz said...

The car is the colour of cheese. Well, not really. Nice teeth. Must've gone to the dentist over the holidays too.

Dorito said...

Enos! Enos! Enos!

You look GREAT!

Liz said...

Looks like Dracula

Dorito said...

You know what Enos always says:

It is better to look good, than to feel good. Bleh bleh, I want to suck your blood.

Liz said...

What if I feel like crap?

Dorito said...

If you feel like crap, then you must look good.

Liz said...

So if Enos looks great then he's pretty much on the way to the hospital?

Dorito said...

We should send him flowers.

Liz said...

And bring a shovel

Dorito said...

Bonkers has updated the blog, but hasn't noticed the large amount of posts???

He must be ignoring us...make that, you.

Dorito said...

Lawmakers, Muslims criticize prince over comments

By DAVID STRINGER – 47 minutes ago

LONDON (AP) — Lawmakers, Muslim groups and the Pakistani public criticized Prince Harry on Sunday after a British newspaper published video footage of him using offensive and racist language.

Harry, third in line to the British throne and an army lieutenant, issued an apology on Saturday after the News of The World reported that he had used offensive terms to refer to people from Pakistan and people of Arab descent.

Britain's opposition Conservative Party leader, David Cameron, said Harry's comments undermined work to root out racism from the country's armed forces. "It is obviously a completely unacceptable thing to say," Cameron told the BBC.

The paper reported that Harry made the remarks in 2006 during a visit to Cyprus to carry out training exercises with fellow military cadets. In part of the video apparently filmed by Harry himself, he refers to one colleague as "our little paki friend" — using a derogatory term for people of Pakistani origin.

Iftikhar Raja told the BBC the cadet was his nephew Ahmed Raza Khan, who he said is now a captain in Pakistan's army. He said Khan graduated from the Sandhurst military school in 2006 and received an award from Queen Elizabeth II as the best overseas officer cadet.

"We expect better from our Royal Family on whom we spend millions and millions of pounds for training and schooling," Raja told the BBC.

In a second video clip, Harry calls another cadet — who is wearing a headscarf — a "raghead." The newspaper said that the video was filmed by other cadets and supplied to the newspaper.

Harry's language "is sickening, and he should be thoroughly ashamed of himself," said Mohammed Shafiq, director of the Ramadan Foundation — a British Muslim youth organization.

Labour Party lawmaker Khalid Mahmood, a Muslim, also criticized Harry over the comments. "He needs to understand that this is not acceptable, especially in light of the office that he is going to hold in the army and as a member of the royal family," Mahmood said.

St. James's Palace — the office of Harry and his older brother, Prince William — said on Saturday that Harry was sorry for any offense caused by his use of the word "paki." Spokesman Patrick Harrison said that Harry had used the other offensive term to refer to either the Taliban or Iraqi insurgents.

In Pakistan, many people reacted angrily to the report.

"Anything like this is unacceptable to us, even to anyone around the world. We have all the abilities to call the prince something or anything, and things about his father and mother, but we don't do that because we believe that is wrong," said Mohammad Arslan, a 33-year-old technician in the capital, Islamabad.

Barkat Ali, a 46-year-old driver in Islamabad, said the comments were regrettable, and called on Pakistan's government to seek an explanation from Harry and British leaders.

But Ibrar Ahmed, a schoolteacher in Multan, said most people had more important things to worry about. "Let's be fair about it. Dogs may bark, but people go about their business," Ahmed said.

Britain's defense ministry said it does not tolerate inappropriate behavior, but said no formal complaint had been raised against Harry over his comments.

Harry served with the British Army in Afghanistan for 10 weeks last year, but was withdrawn from the combat zone after his previously secret deployment became public.

Harry's behavior has hit the headlines several times before. He has previously acknowledged drinking underage and smoking marijuana. In January 2005, he apologized after being pictured in a newspaper at a costume party dressed as a Nazi, complete with a swastika armband.

Dorito said...

hehehe...we should just cut and paste news stories.

Oooh my secret word I have to type (Mr. Comment monitor said so) is:

Dinghopy

Liz said...

Brits set to nosh on squirrel-flavoured potato chips
Friday, January 9, 2009 | 03:34 PM ET

British tastebuds will never be the same, as a gaggle of outlandish potato chip varieties – including Cajun squirrel – hit store shelves across the country.

The new variety is among six flavours introduced Friday by Walkers, a British chip maker.

As part of a promotion called "Do Us A Flavour," Britons were asked to create their own variety of potato chip. After receiving over a million submissions, a judging panel featuring celebrity chef Heston Blumenthal settled on Cajun Squirrel and these five other flavours:

* Chilli and Chocolate.
* Fish and Chips.
* Crispy Duck with Hoisin Sauce.
* Onion Bhaji.
* Builder's Breakfast (described by its creator as a combination of bacon, buttered toast, eggs and tomato sauce).

The chips will be on sale across Britain until May. Discerning consumers have until then to vote for their favourite flavour, which will remain on sale permanently.

The creator of the winning flavour also stands to pocket $90,000 and will earn one per cent of the profits from all future sales.

-CBC

Dorito said...

Fish and Chips!

*mouth waters*

Dorito said...

Horde Of Orange Monsters Exits Local Tanning Salon

January 12, 2009 |


HOBOKEN, NJ—Terrifying every innocent bystanders in its wake, a menagerie of hideously hued orange beasts burst from the Hollywood Tans on Washington Street Tuesday and marched aimlessly through the downtown area in a macabre parade of unspeakable grotesquerie. "The horror!" local resident Julie Hollingsworth said as she stood frozen, blinded by the glare of the creatures' luminous white teeth. "My eyes! My eyes are besieged! What evil forces have entered these unearthly sacks of blistered leather and made them dance so revoltingly?" According to traumatized witnesses, the monsters communicated with one another in a series of high-pitched, unrecognizable shrieks, possibly calling for the doom of all mankind or perhaps asking for the location of the nearest Pinkberry.

Dorito said...

Bush Spends Day Feverishly Booby-Trapping Desk

January 12, 2009

WASHINGTON—In preparation for the traditional task of welcoming his successor to the Oval Office, outgoing president George W. Bush canceled all his appointments and press conferences Monday so he could spend the day outfitting his desk with a series of traps, gags, and hair-trigger switches. "Oh, man, is he gonna get it," the president said after rearranging the letters on his computer keyboard and supergluing the direct-line-to-the-Pentagon telephone to its base. "If the 44th president is anything like me, he'll grab this can of peanuts to snack on when he's talking to the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and when he does—bam! Right in his face!"

As one of his last official acts in office, Bush reportedly rigged the presidential drawers, chair, and ceiling fan with a number of inconveniencing though harmless devices, including Vaseline-covered pens, fishing-line trip wires, a saltshaker with the top unscrewed, a fake set of nuclear launch codes, an inflated whoopee cushion, and a drawerful of pickles. After backing slowly away from his desk, the president informed his top aides that, if he can get back from the inauguration quickly enough, he also plans to place a bag of canine excrement near the Rose Garden door and set it aflame.

"The commander in chief has successfully executed this mission with precision and decisiveness," said White House press secretary Dana Perino, speaking to reporters with large black circles around her eyes. "Unfortunately, he is not able to return to his desk for the remainder of his term due to all the thumb tacks, but he will continue to lead the nation from the Roosevelt Room."

Taking his place in a long history of executive office shenanigans that began with President Martin Van Buren's famous sneezing-in-Jackson's-coffee prank of 1837, Bush carefully drafted his personal letter to the next president on White House stationery, filled the envelope with glitter, and then used rubber cement to secure the letter to the bottom of his desk's right-hand drawer.

In what may turn out to be his greatest presidential prank, Bush also has spent the previous eight years damaging the American economy beyond repair and bogging the country down in an unwinnable war with a sovereign Middle Eastern nation.

Liz said...

Vermont judge tosses inmate's claim prison chicken was too foul to eat
Published: Tuesday, January 13, 2009 | 11:28 AM ET
Canadian Press NewsItem/NewsComponent/NewsLines/ByLine

BURLINGTON, Vt. - A federal judge in Vermont has dismissed a lawsuit claiming a prison chicken dinner was too foul to eat.

The suit against ConAgra Foods Inc. was filed by Christopher Butts and two other men who had been inmates in Vermont but were sent to a Kentucky prison because of Vermont overcrowding.

Butts - who served four years for a fatal drunken-driving crash - claimed that while he was in the Kentucky prison three years ago he bit into a piece of microwaved chicken bought at a prison store that contained pus and the animal's digestive tract.

Butts says he got sick and can no longer eat chicken.

U.S. District Judge William Sessions in Burlington, Vt., ruled Monday that they failed to prove that the product was defective.

Dorito said...

Should that be "fowl chicken"?

Dorito said...

Our dumb world

Dorito said...

AMY WINEHOUSE GETTING DIVORCED:

"I can see why she might want to stray. Her home life seemed so dull. She must have felt trapped, and bored."

Dorito said...

I'm going for 100 posts.

Liz said...

Our dumb world is funny. How'd you find that?

Liz said...

Fourteen to go...

Liz said...

Do you think Blobber moved or something?

Liz said...

Whatever happened to that lampshade?

Dorito said...

Lampshade? Probably in my basement with all the other crap...

Yes! I'm totally exited..wait, I'll post this comment separately.

Dorito said...

Yes! I'm totally excited about hitting the 100 mark!

Dorito said...

Dumb world? I get all my world news from the onion website. just google 'onion'....love it.

Dorito said...

PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) – The U.S. Army, struggling to ensure it has enough manpower as it fights wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, is wooing young Americans with video games, Google maps and simulated attacks on enemy positions from an Apache helicopter.

Departing from the recruiting environment of metal tables and uniformed soldiers in a drab military building, the Army has invested $12 million in a facility that looks like a cross between a hotel lobby and a video arcade.

The U.S. Army Experience Center at the Franklin Mills shopping mall in northeast Philadelphia has 60 personal computers loaded with military video games, 19 Xbox 360 video game controllers and a series of interactive screens describing military bases and career options in great detail.

Dorito said...

Did you ever see the movie "The Last Starfighter"? It's about a teenager who gets the high score on a video game (involves a spaceship shooting the aliens)...so he gets the high score (the actor is Lance Guest and I remember this because I had a huge crush on him when I was a teen). Anyhoo, he gets the high score, and it turns out this video game was placed on Earth by aliens to recruit naturally gifted pilots to fight in their war.

The above story reminds me of this.

Dorito said...

How many more to go?

Dorito said...

Your turn.

Liz said...

I can't think of anything so...

Liz said...

...I'm not gonna be much help

Liz said...

Hey, the last word verification was unimimpip. haha.

Alright chick - you can have the honours.......

Dorito said...

DAYTONA 500 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liz said...

That was anti-climatic

Dorito said...

Hahaha!

You should know me better by now.

Okay, how about this:

"29 DAYS UNTIL THE DAYTONA 500!"

Shall we go for 200 posts?

Liz said...

200? Okay. Blobber Calvin has left the building and don't know when he's coming back. Saw him last night. He is alive.

Liz said...

You really think we could hit 200?

Liz said...

I'd be happy with 105

Liz said...

Gee. That was easy

Liz said...

What shall we talk about? I'd hate to think that the quality of our comments went down just so we could hit 200.

Liz said...

You know, Dorito (I say Dorito because there's absolutely no one else around)...Dorito, Calvin said in his post here, 108 comments ago, that Enos is still the dude. Where is Enos? Haven't heard from him. You suppose the police still have him?

Dorito said...

Enos isn't 'the dude' anymore?

Dudes don't jump ship.

Dorito said...

Hmmm...maybe Enos hasn't got past post 40. He's a slow reader.

Dorito said...

And where is Cooter?

Dorito said...

Hmph.

Dorito said...

I have the song "baby elephant walk" running through my head.

Liz said...

"Baby elephant walk?" Don't think I know that one. I'll have to look it up.

Liz said...

What's with the 'hmph'? What are you trying to say? Imitating the Camster...or me...

Dorito said...

Baby elephant? Let me hum a bit for you.

Da DaDaDa DaDaDaDa...DaDa.

Ring a bell?

It's the song Dancin' Homer danced to when he was the Mascot for the Isotopes or something...2nd season.

Dorito said...

Go on You tube and you'll hear it.

Henry Mancini baby elephant walk...I think it's called.

Oooh...code word is 'booper'.

Dorito said...

I've been thinking...if I don't buy anything online until April, there is a chance that come April, I'll go completely nuts and buy everything in my wish list.

Dorito said...

So what's the point denying myself anything?

Dorito said...

Maybe I should be posting this in my own blog.

Liz said...

I just came from your blog and you did. Caved. *shakes head*


code word: whist

Liz said...

We should have code names. You know - beyond Dorito and, um, Liz. What do you want to be?

Liz said...

Squatter?

Liz said...

Westinghouse? That's a lampshade joke. Too long ago. I know.

Liz said...

Freak and Freakette? You'd be Freakette 'cause you're shorter.

Liz said...

Then again who'd call us by our codenames? No one ever comes here anymore. Caston and Perl?

Dorito said...

Well, you always call me chikki, don't you?

Dorito said...

Hey, if I work overtime, and spend THAT money, and only THAT money on frivolous things...would that be wrong?

Overtime is 'found' money.

Dorito said...

Eh?

Dorito said...

You know, we aren't supposed to "dis" this blog for lack of updates...but his last blog was posted on the 10th..

..and this is post #130!

Liz said...

I say overtime is found money and can be spent without guilt. Unless, of course, you're behind on paying something else. Then you should cover that.

Codeword is: stesses.

It forgot the letter 'r'.

Liz said...

Chikki. Can we make a deal. Right here. Right now?

Liz said...

That's a yes? Good.

I want comment 151 okay. Puts me in my happy place.

Dorito said...

Okay, 151 it is.

I have no idea why, but I'll leave that to you.

Dorito said...

You know,

it's taking a while to load up this page.

We may break Bob's Blogaroonie.

Dorito said...

And another thing. I just noticed that they show the number of posts on the left side of this screen. I used to go out of the page to see how many posts there were.

Me slow.

Dorito said...

Fleetwood Mac tickets on sale on Monday.

Dorito said...

Did you ever watch the South Park episode where the army thought that Stevie Nicks was singing on stage but it really was a goat bleating?

Dorito said...

Sheep bleats...what do goats do?

Nay?
Cough?

Dorito said...

My Chinese sign is a sheep.

I bleat.

The Oxen hate that in Sheep.

Dorito said...

Actually, I don't complain a lot anymore. Well, not like I used to..okay, when I'm hungry I'm ornery.

Dorito said...

I went out for Chinese food today.

David banned the place.

Between me and David banning restaurants, we have only 2 places left to go to.

Ha!

Dorito said...

And this time it was over a glass of beer.

*sigh*

Dorito said...

Did you see the movie Gran Torino yet?

Go see it.

Dorito said...

I'm trying to make this easier for you to hit 151.

I know that I may forget tomorrow.

Dorito said...

Almost done 'War and Peace'.

They're dropping like flies in that novel.

Dorito said...

I mean, pretty soon nobody will be left.

Dorito said...

Okay, last post.

I've done what I could.

Code word: Oxest

Dorito said...

Okay, for sure last one.

I'm curious as to what you want with 151.

Liz said...

Peace. Or fun. Or quiet. Or just some Coke.

Liz said...

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii128/T0MMYPARKER/BACARDI151.jpg

(I lost the instructions to link words to another page so I'll have to do it this way)

Liz said...

Ahh. That felt good.

Thanks mate.

(codeword: mates)

Liz said...

Do you think Blobber even remembers that he has a blob? Yikes. Maybe he has a life.

Dorito said...

You lush.

Well, you have some pretty snazzy glasses to put your rum in, or so I hear.

Dorito said...

Ya Bobbie has a life.

Dorito said...

I'm having more fun here than in my own blog.

It's nice to be ignored.

Dorito said...

How do you suppose we get him to read these posts?

Shouldn't you email Enos and ask him to say a few words?

We're a long way off from 200.

Dorito said...

Okay, I'll email him.

Enos said...

Jesus, I had to scroll 3/4 of a mile upwards just to write my comment...I'm exhausted :-)

Enos said...

Whew!

*Enos pants*

Enos said...

*...and sweats...*

Enos said...

*...and tires...*

Enos said...

*...and falls...*

Enos said...

*...and rolls...*

Enos said...

...but wait...

Enos said...

...he kneels...

Enos said...

...and tries to stand...

Enos said...

...but the pain is too great...

Enos said...

...and he keels over...

Enos said...

...in a heap.

Enos said...
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Enos said...

But then comes a new dawn...

Enos said...

...and a chance to recover and begin anew.

Liz said...

Enos. How come your first picture wasn't of Jesus?

Liz said...

Who bailed you out?

(Oooh. Codeword: dyngump)

Liz said...

Hey guys. You remember when this here blog belonged to some guy...whose name escapes me...anyone know what happened to him?

Dorito said...

Wait, I can't answer you Liz, I'm still looking at all the pictures from Enos.

Geez, everytime I look at a picture, I get sent to the top of this post.

Dang, it really is getting unwieldy.

Dorito said...

Enos, the gnu was a nice touch.

Liz, what were we talking about?

Oh yeah, Bobber Blogger has left the building.

Dorito said...

Tickets on sale Monday

Liz said...

I liked the gnu too. And 'pain'. Good one.

Liz said...

The pictures are a pain in the buttocks, eh? Keeps scrolling you to the top of the page. You know, two hundred's not that far off.

Enos said...

I think we are within 20 of the magic goal of 200.

I like the 'kneels' one the best.

Jesus this is fun.

Liz said...

Look at all these comments. Funny how it all comes back around to the post's title.

Liz said...

Oh. And thanks for covering Jesus.

Liz said...

Do you think Booger has left town? What was his name again?

Dorito said...

We're at 186!

Yeehaw!

Dorito said...

The price of booze went up.

Good thing I don't drink.

My code word is 'swran'...that's what I'd say if I was drunk.

Liz said...

absibutw

Not sure if that's actually the word verification or I've been drinking the pricier booze and can't see straight.

Dorito said...

AHA! Hoarding the pricey booze! Does Cooter know about this??

Where is Cooter? Maybe he ran off with Bobert. And raising (my codeword for the day) "hellik".

Dorito said...

You see? 200 posts was just a dream..and now, it's almost a reality!

Who gets the 200th post?


Code word "angluta"...something my doctor told me to avoid eating. Commonly found in rye bread.

Liz said...

My word verification is: "visual verification" This can't be right. You can have 200, chickito.

...didn't think that would work. pensmo...that's more like it

Liz said...

ribble

Where's Enos when you need him?

Dorito said...

Ribble? That's when you nudge a rabbit in jest.

I have the word, "vulejec".

Dorito said...

Ahh...my word is 'pellys'.

That of course, what you call a group of Pelicans.

Dorito said...

And the word now is "suplea".

That's when a kid begs his/her parents to go out to play after dinner.

Dorito said...

"unnyxfp"


Fogeddaboutit.

Dorito said...

I'm at 196.

Are you sure Bob isn't reading this?

Dorito said...

The longer this post gets, the funnier the joke seems.

Dorito said...

I don't want the 200th post.

Somebody take it.

cooter davenport said...

Yeah baby I get the honour of posting the 200th comment.Hey Bob,you really have got to get yourself some sort of filter to keep these squatters from taking over your wonderfull blog.I was kind of wongering when you were going to post some good scrapbooking posts?

cooter davenport said...

Hey Bob I almost forgot to tell you it's only 2 more weeks until the big day.You know the one,the Daytona 500.I'll bet that you can't wait for the rag to drop for the 2009 season.Remember that the qualifing races are on the thursday before the big race.Enjoy

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