Saturday, December 13, 2008

Thin the Herd

We need to simply thin the herd. This morning, driving around at work, some fuckin'schmuck opened his car door and was bout to cross the street when he looked and realized, 'Oh Crap, there's a van coming this way' (me). Kind of startled this nuclear chemist. then the dikfore goes to continue crossing the street without looking the other way and damn near gets pasted by a southbound car. Now I'm not totally without a heart. Don't want to see people get hurt unnecessarily but we do not need winners like this in our basic gene pool.
That's it! That's all! We need to thin the friggin' herd.

Bobber Blogs rant as heard here at 'An Ox and Red Cat'

AML.

23 comments:

Liz said...

So how was your day?

Da Bonkmonster said...

wasn't a bad day.....just no patience for stupidity like that. You got a problem with that? Well, do ya?

Liz said...

No sir.

I'm baking cookies for our company cookie exchange today. Shall I post the recipe and then you can try them next week. Oooh, they're verrry good.

Dorito said...

Typical bad day:

I run into Stroller Nazis every day. They use their stroller (and child) as a battering ram to get through the crowds, and to push their way onto the street figuring cars will stop.

Who's gonna yell at a Mother and her child? Problem is, nobody.

P.S. I'm crashing your blog. Hope you don't mind.

Liz said...

(She found me)

Dorito said...

Damn right I found you.


You can run but you cannot hide!

Liz said...

Do you think Calvin will find us here? Let's see...

Dorito said...

Calvin rocks!

Calvin is following my blog!

I have 5 followers! Pretty soon I'm gonna make you all buy new running shoes and wait for the mother ship.

Liz said...

I could use new running shoes.

Dorito said...

Shaddup and drink your koolaid.

Dorito said...

So, Liz...this is what our life has come to?

We find abandoned comment pages and become squatters?

Liz said...

Yes. It's kind of like another galaxy really. Koolaid? Mmmm, grape.

Dorito said...

Now now..not so fast with the koolaid...I won't haven anybody to talk to. I'll be all alone.

Pass me the Koolaid.

Liz said...

Why does everyone keep leaving us? Do you think there's a big Christmas party out there in, you know, the real world and they, um, forgot to invite us? Here. Have some Baileys with that koolaid. Merry Christmas Dorito.

Enos said...

Hey guys, I'm here. I heard there was a Christmas party going on!

Hey guys?

Hallo?

Rats...

Dorito said...

ENOS, WE'RE OVER HERE!!! *waves*

Rats.

Liz said...

Wow. The party's getting bigger. This is fun.

Dorito said...

*puts a lampshade on her head*


WOOHOOO!

Liz said...

Who's got a lighter? Watch this...

*takes a shot glass of zambuie and strikes a match*

Who's got a fire extinguisher?

Dorito said...

*walks to the centre of the room carrying the Festivus Pole*

Okay, where are we going to plant this thing, and can I air my grievances first?

*plants pole in centre of room*

Would somebody take the matches from Liz? I tried to get them, but she held them over my head..then called me 'short-fry'.

Liz said...

Hey, way to clear a room...bring out the festivus pole. Is that the one made in Milwaukee? I've heart about them. Aluminum right? *slices a lemon*

Dorito said...

Yes, made in Milwaukee. What's up with the lemon? Are you going to start with the making of faces as I speak?

Liz said...

Tequila.