We need to simply thin the herd. This morning, driving around at work, some fuckin'schmuck opened his car door and was bout to cross the street when he looked and realized, 'Oh Crap, there's a van coming this way' (me). Kind of startled this nuclear chemist. then the dikfore goes to continue crossing the street without looking the other way and damn near gets pasted by a southbound car. Now I'm not totally without a heart. Don't want to see people get hurt unnecessarily but we do not need winners like this in our basic gene pool.
That's it! That's all! We need to thin the friggin' herd.
Bobber Blogs rant as heard here at 'An Ox and Red Cat'
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So how was your day?
wasn't a bad day.....just no patience for stupidity like that. You got a problem with that? Well, do ya?
No sir.
I'm baking cookies for our company cookie exchange today. Shall I post the recipe and then you can try them next week. Oooh, they're verrry good.
Typical bad day:
I run into Stroller Nazis every day. They use their stroller (and child) as a battering ram to get through the crowds, and to push their way onto the street figuring cars will stop.
Who's gonna yell at a Mother and her child? Problem is, nobody.
P.S. I'm crashing your blog. Hope you don't mind.
(She found me)
Damn right I found you.
You can run but you cannot hide!
Do you think Calvin will find us here? Let's see...
Calvin rocks!
Calvin is following my blog!
I have 5 followers! Pretty soon I'm gonna make you all buy new running shoes and wait for the mother ship.
I could use new running shoes.
Shaddup and drink your koolaid.
So, Liz...this is what our life has come to?
We find abandoned comment pages and become squatters?
Yes. It's kind of like another galaxy really. Koolaid? Mmmm, grape.
Now now..not so fast with the koolaid...I won't haven anybody to talk to. I'll be all alone.
Pass me the Koolaid.
Why does everyone keep leaving us? Do you think there's a big Christmas party out there in, you know, the real world and they, um, forgot to invite us? Here. Have some Baileys with that koolaid. Merry Christmas Dorito.
Hey guys, I'm here. I heard there was a Christmas party going on!
Hey guys?
Hallo?
Rats...
ENOS, WE'RE OVER HERE!!! *waves*
Rats.
Wow. The party's getting bigger. This is fun.
*puts a lampshade on her head*
WOOHOOO!
Who's got a lighter? Watch this...
*takes a shot glass of zambuie and strikes a match*
Who's got a fire extinguisher?
*walks to the centre of the room carrying the Festivus Pole*
Okay, where are we going to plant this thing, and can I air my grievances first?
*plants pole in centre of room*
Would somebody take the matches from Liz? I tried to get them, but she held them over my head..then called me 'short-fry'.
Hey, way to clear a room...bring out the festivus pole. Is that the one made in Milwaukee? I've heart about them. Aluminum right? *slices a lemon*
Yes, made in Milwaukee. What's up with the lemon? Are you going to start with the making of faces as I speak?
Tequila.
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